Not exactly garden-related but too funny not to share. How I know I live in Southern California: I just got an email from Glendora Community Services with the subject line, "Snow Day Cancelled." Bewildered, I opened the email. The first sentence: "Snow City has been cancelled due to weather." For those of you who aren't Californians and are therefore very confused, Glendora schedules a snow day every year, for which they bring in a snow machine to make snow so kids can play in it. I tell ya, you just can't make this stuff up. Maybe Portland should schedule an annual Sun Day and rent a sun machine. I'm picturing a giant tanning bed...